Roland Van Dyke is Leigh Templar's agent. His real name is Stanley, and the air of "sophistication" is as phony as the assumed name. Leigh has more interesting names for him including "Backstabbing Faggot" and "The Lavender Leech". He tries to blackmail Leigh and hints that he still has copies of her porno films to force her to give a TV interview. By his last appearance, he has changed his tune, and is willing to testify on Leigh's behalf (458-465).